would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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