I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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