you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You were trust falling into bushes
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