and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Randomize
