I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she looked like the before picture.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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