I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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