I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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