singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
worst night to have a conscience
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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