those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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