Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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