i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
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