I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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