I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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