If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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