Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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