what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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