Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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