I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
accomplished twins. life is a go
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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