I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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