No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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