I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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