i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
