I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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