Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
