Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
one two three fourrrrnication!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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