Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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