I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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