So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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