I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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