He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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