I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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