when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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