Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't think brook has ever known best
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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