i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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