can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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