is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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