So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Are my feet made of real feet?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I'm at about main and main street
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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