Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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