Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Damn victory sex feels great
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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