marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Duck Duck Cougar?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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