So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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