so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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