So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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