ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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