i already hear my dad disowning me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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