Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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