I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
should my penis look like a turkey
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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