i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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