We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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