if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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