I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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