There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
pray to the hookup gods
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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