I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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