That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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