Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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