it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I believe in your delicious
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