This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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