I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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