I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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