break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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